I guess what I’m saying is that all meaning is relative and God no longer speaks to us.

I can’t stop thinking about a real-life Malibu’s Most Wanted, except in Louisville (or Frankfort) where young William fills the role of Jamie Kennedy and Rand is the “please shut the fuck up and stay inside during the campaign” politician father who decides to finally support his son on election day, victory be damned!

As a Knicks fan for over 25 years, I’ve seen a lot of shit. Nothing has shocked me more or made me more ashamed to be a fan of a team owned by such a terrible, incompetent person than this insanity.

#TeamRickC137 all day, every day

Comparing a public health issue in cigarette companies vs. consumers to this issue is apples to oranges.

I'm gonna need a .gif that mashes up this and Captain Falcon's falcon punch from Smash Bros...stat!

The Knicks are a direct rival to the Lakers? As a Knicks fan for nearly 30 years, that's the first time I've heard that one...

I don't understand why they'd be so restrictive and only offer one port to do everything (can't power up and use USB simultaneously, makes no sense). I get the innovation of having a port be versatile in what it can do, but only allowing one port is absurd to me. Three ports that can all do…

I attended a conference at the Gaylord in National Harbor about 6 years ago. Word on the street was that it's built on former Section 8 housing, which made the fact that the themes for conference I was attending were community and housing development all the more awkward.

You do realize that Millenials (ugh) aren't 5 years old, right? Fax machines were still around and The Flintstones ran on Cartoon Network/Boomerang during their childhoods. If Shaw played with a different Hakeem, you'd be more in the ballpark.

You forget the most important piece of advice: Win. If you don't, you'll be considered a gutless sissy who loses to a geriatric at physical activity. If you do, you'll be able to take whatever he throws your way.

Why do they black out games on MSG and YES when you're out of market? Are they being shown on a separate channel? Just curious because I just moved out of the NY Metro area and bought NBA Gametime to keep up with the Knicks (yes, I am a masochist, there are many of us) and was considering paying extra on my cable plan…

Considering that Rovell believes he is a genius and the voice of a generation, his confusion doesn't surprise me.

How could anyone who saw the Bad Boys 30 for 30 forget Aguirre talking so much shit on Dantley?

The worst part of all of this for me, personally, is that I just moved out of the NYC media market and, still wanting to watch the Knicks (due to nostalgic fever dreams of Anthony Mason's death stare and Chris Childs two-timing Kobe Bryant), purchased NBA League Pass about an hour before this trade was announced....

Well, that just about sealed it for Woody Johnson, Winston will be a Jet. When you nearly out-Sanchez Sanchez, there is no doubt about it.

On a really terrible day, you made this Tar Heel laugh. Thank you. "It's like there's a party on my mouth and everyone's invited!"

It's the same deal with gambling. The only way a state will make more money through gambling is if it can attract people from outside of the state to its casinos, otherwise it's just existing residents choosing to spend money in a different sector - it's simply shuffling money around without growing revenues. Sure, if…

If they can add more sports networks (BIG "IF") and they get the pricing right, they'll make bank.