My bad, dichead.

So, it looks like we’ve finally discovered what it takes to get the police to prosecute someone for accidentally shooting a black man.

Toronto police don’t have any complaints filed related to the incident, but the NBA and Clippers plan to investigate what happened, according to Amick.

Solid parry by the guy with the baseball bat

This is excellent Kinja

+1 x 10^6

Laugh all you want, Tom. The last thing this country needs is more division.

Two things: (1) I bought the ticket on the secondary market, so none of that goes to Snyder (although the $150 I will spend on three beers during the game will) and (2) I don’t work particularly hard for my money. Still, point well-taken! #HTTR

Yep. We don’t care. We would rather just be able to play games and not have to run our own tech support company.

Lordy. All of those bricks appear to have come from the game two nights ago, so it’s not like they just cherrypicked the worst shots they could find.

Gizmodo’s headlines have been so clickbait-y recently, what up with that?

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAAAAAAL

I can’t really blame him, as I also got tired of coming in Stockings after my teenage years.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

“If they make mistakes, you know, it’s not like they’re professionals. They’re just amateurs. Kids, really. Young, young boys. So young, these boys. Anyway, what were we talking about?”

Man. This is going to make for one long-ass opening crawl.

That’s a 6-2 double play to the layperson.

Yeah jeetz

They call them scalpers to honor them.