But there was something different about Paul O’Neill. I can’t quite put my finger on it but he Worked hard, played Hard, was really Invested in the Team, and was Everything else you want in a teammate.

*Childrens Hospital

This is how every save I’ve attempted in Rocket League SHOULD HAVE gone.

No - Herpes can pass to others.

I can vouch for him cause I'm black and he's my friend.

wait, so it’s NOT Kluwe?

I feel like knowing what he looks like is a good first step.

Aaaaaaand the identity of PFTCommenter has been revealed.

... I think so.

I don’t understand. So are they going to eat dinner or what?

So... like, all of the ways the NFL nickles and dimes its fans, is to get more money to be spent on shit like this? A team of high-powered lawyers and Ivy League statisticians to prove that a football was deflated? So far I’ve been entertained by this farce, but that kind of annoys me.

Beckman’s

[Looks around at anxious crowd]

This is not the way I thought I would hear about Joan Rivers' passing.

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?

h/t: Don't make it look like a fucking hood.

You're right actually, my office is building a separate bathroom for the gays so they can ogle each other's penises in private and not get any gay germs on the rest of us

Paul, George, John, Wall

Waiter: Can I start you off with something to drink sir?