I'm a white guy, but I loved this on The Boondocks.  Don't worry he's cured of using any variation of the word now.

The most important thing to remember is that, in 100 years, all of those people who have the opinions you care so much about, will be dead.  None of their shit is going to matter then, so why let it matter now?

I worked IT for a company, a female user said her machine was having issues, when I looked at the installed programs, she had XXX Dialer installed on her machine. She was mortified. I explained to her how you can be tricked by websites into installing these things a non-porn related websites. But yeah, pop-ups…

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I would think Trump’s tweet would be something like, “Don’t go dyin’ Bernie, I was looking forward to watching you get killed in the primaries.  Thoughts and prayers.”, or something like that.

But it’s trying to prove something democrats know and republicans don’t care about.  I just think it’s a waste of energy for something that will eventually not matter.

Pelosi should have trusted her instinct to not impeach.  If this turns out to be nothing, democrats will look dumb.  If it is something, Trump still won’t be removed from office, it will just be a mark on his record, we all know how much that matters.

All I know is that it somehow has something to do with Donald Trump.

After the hourly workers get their hours cut, they’ll have plenty of time to find a second job or spend more time at the other job they probably already have.

After being delayed at the airport (Newark) and ending up wherever I was going much later than I anticipated, I’m not clapping for anything.

He has a bad case of democratic socialism.

Yes, ban flavored e-liquids...googles how to make your own flavored e-liquids.

So basically add your entire friends list to the secret crush and see what bounces back. If everyone does this it will also kind of destroy the feature because you added everyone. It will be a little awkward when your mom and cousin have a secret crush on you.

These days a man can change into a woman, but if he’s gay, there’s no cure.

I watched this movie and didn’t make the Superbad connection. It was a funny movie, but the story line is pretty much exactly the same as Superbad. When it turns out they won’t be at the same college in the fall and the puking in the “sex” scene.  I can see where the critics got that idea.

They tried to make it difficult to buy Pseudoephedrine (Sudafed) in large quantities because people were making meth with it. They moved it behind the counter and made it so I have to show my license to buy it and they track/limit how much I buy. All I know is that meth is still available and I still have to follow…

I think it was meant to be calming. There are people who are genuinely frozen with fear that they will die in a mass shooting. There are other way more normal things more likely to get you.  Which now saying that, I don’t see how that’s much of a comfort.  Now they are just worried about dying from a medical error…

Because people love to watch a famous person squirm. In 2019, mistakes are unforgivable, whether they are made now or 30 years ago, makes no difference. Once you do something bad, or are accused of doing something bad, you are a bad person forever. That’s fair. Right?

Even though she texted to her friend that she told him to “get back in” the car, there was no text message to the victim that said that. Just an unlogged and unrecorded phone conversation. That girl was such a liar and so delusional, that her saying that to the victim may never have actually happened. They have no…