I think it was meant to be calming. There are people who are genuinely frozen with fear that they will die in a mass shooting. There are other way more normal things more likely to get you.  Which now saying that, I don’t see how that’s much of a comfort.  Now they are just worried about dying from a medical error…

Because people love to watch a famous person squirm. In 2019, mistakes are unforgivable, whether they are made now or 30 years ago, makes no difference. Once you do something bad, or are accused of doing something bad, you are a bad person forever. That’s fair. Right?

Yeah, they talk about it as though it wasn’t some far left pipe dream.  The way you said it was nicer.

...and their solution for global warming.

Seriously, Ford defines the pickup truck they should have an emoji to match.

I wonder how long they feel pain after I suck them up in my cordless Dyson vacuum. 

Even though she texted to her friend that she told him to “get back in” the car, there was no text message to the victim that said that. Just an unlogged and unrecorded phone conversation. That girl was such a liar and so delusional, that her saying that to the victim may never have actually happened. They have no…

Basically the audience decides what you are worth in sports or pretty much anything in life. Should an unknown female comedian make as much money as a famous comedian like Kevin Hart? Probably, not. If women’s sports attract the same size audience and generate as much revenue as men’s sports, they should absolutely …

There are two sides to the issue. If you take away the platform people have to share their evil shit, then you don’t know where they stand, so they are secretly/anonymously horrible people. If you allow them the platform, they connect with other horrible people to be more horrible as a group. Personally I like to…

I heard they are going to start removing him from films because he was sexually harassing some of the actresses and allegedly jerked off in front of a few of them.

I would wonder the same thing if the kid didn’t look exactly like me.  My brother maybe?

Mine started about the time my wife wanted to have a baby.  Not joking.  After the baby was born, the problem went away.

Right? I have an echo dot sitting on the toilet tank in my bathroom and routinely use my phone while in the bathroom. I hope hearing my bathroom activities is improving the technology.

I was going to say, if the answer was there, why wouldn’t you just lie?  You’re already in the country illegally, is lying on the census really going to get you in that much more trouble if you are caught?

People worry about Alexa listening to them, then take a dump while holding their phone which has a minimum of two cameras and a microphone.

If you take an average between, this is the worst thing that ever happened and it’s really no big deal. Yep, sounds like a detention center. I imagine things are worse than they were prior to the recent influx of people coming over the border illegally. The government has the money to make the conditions better, but…

Yeah, he lost track of time, it was 20 years, not 5.  It happens.

Supporting a candidate who is anti-gay or just not pro-gay, I’m sure isn’t a consideration for most companies. I’m sure most of them are looking into their best interest as a company. So while they may be pro-gay companies, they still have to watch their bottom line. You can’t pay your employees, suppliers, etc. with…

Let teachers vape in front of the class, then it won’t be cool anymore.