Don’t forget David Duchovny!

I would have bet my left nut that it was China.

I use Button Mapper to make a long press of the back button kill whatever app is running in the foreground. It’s annoying that android doesn’t have an option for this, and that this wouldn’t work without rooting your phone. Which is basically the only reason why I root anymore.

I imagine Summer’s Eve will be one of the scents.

There’s something a little less romantic about a man made diamond.  With a natural stone, there is a journey.  You don’t get that in a lab.  It’s kind of like the difference between going to Paris and looking at pictures of Paris. 

Looks like he’s going to have to work a food truck for real now.

“When God creates the miracle of life inside a woman’s womb, it is not our place as human beings to extinguish that life,”

It’s a sad day when you can’t shame people on the internet anymore without any repercussions.  

Did I miss in the article how they plan to fund this? Is it the standard democrat go to for funding, tax the rich more?  And honestly if they are going to use my tax dollars for this, I’d feel better if they just put it in a pile and lit it on fire, it will have the same effect.

If don’t have a solid understanding that at least half of the world hates you no matter what you say or do, then the internet is a dangerous place for you.

Damned autocorrect!  That was supposed to be, “You have so much crumbs on your face”. You can see how that might happen, right?

Back in the days of replaceable batteries, you could get an extended battery with a replacement battery cover to house it, if you were so inclined (I was).  Now they just want you to buy a new phone when the battery craps out on you.  A snap on modular option would be nice for when you need it. 

I have a child, she’s not in school yet, but when she is, I just bought a shirt that says Fuck in fancy script across the front for anytime I need to go to the school.  Since they don’t teach kids cursive anymore in schools, it shouldn’t be a problem.

The worst side effects I have observed of overuse of THC is wearing brightly colored clothes and attending Phish concerts.

So basically picking a date by what their genitals look like?

God only knows how many future politicians all of this lead exposure will create.

It’s taking something mundane and making it noteworthy. I went to college for Art, I get it.  Banksy would likely approve.

They could have made them say way more offensive phrases and it still would have been funny.

“It’s not smart, it’s not funny and is akin to changing a ringtone,”

It’s nice when there is common ground.