Can we just set up a Comedy Central roast of C.K. where the victims get to roast him and be done with this whole thing? That seems a fitting punishment.

I don’t see anything wrong with what you said except Ford wasn’t a part of the bailout. They took out loans against their assets before the crisis hit. The government bailed out GM and Chrysler. The bailout benefited Ford because if both GM and Chrysler failed it would have dragged them down too.

The only thing I hate more than neighbors is cops.  -a white guy

It’s funny when now you have black people saying, “there goes the neighborhood”, when white people move in.  It’s not racist at all.

I like how one sided everyone is being about this. Both Democrats and Republicans own this shutdown. Trump wants a wall. It is known that he is willing to make people suffer to get the funding he wants. Democrats are unwilling to give up anything because they think it will help their chances in 2020 to stick it to…

Careful, it will catch a rapist, but probably also give them parental rights.  Not all states protect against that sort of thing, I don’t know about Arizona.

Impeach away...he won’t be removed. It’s an exercise in futility. Use your energy on figuring out who will get more (electoral) votes in 2020 to beat Trump. 

Call it Trump’s shutdown all you want. But it looks like Trump is willing to move from the five billion he wants (which to the government is nothing), but the democrats are being stubborn. I’m not a fan of Trump and I don’t think the wall (or fence) is a good idea, but in government there is a give and take. In a…

Can I have the intersex toy please?

If a high school guidance counselor knew anything about anything, they would not be a high school guidance counselor.  

You don’t have a constitutional right to buy or own lettuce.

Stock Market dip sounds delicious!

How about the commercials for the place with this kid.

Someone tried to get me with a text that looked like it was coming from Wells Fargo. I no longer have a WF account because they are thieves, so I responded, “Fuck you and Wells Fargo”.

Tricking people into thinking their vote matters is cruel.

I think it is only weird once they can use a clear sentence to ask for it, it’s even weirder when they will be able to remember it as an adult. At a certain point you are probably stunting their mental growth and their ability to do things on their own. My daughter is 9 months old, she will be breast fed up until a…

The fruits and vegetables they eat are picked by exploited Mexicans.

It’s a good excuse.  She probably realized she’s 25 and pretty and famous and could get a better looking guy.

I hope the hamsters made it out alive.