Impeach away...he won’t be removed. It’s an exercise in futility. Use your energy on figuring out who will get more (electoral) votes in 2020 to beat Trump. 

I googled it, they have it for the iPad, but I didn’t see it for the iPhone.

For the money they charge, they should probably team up with Fleshlight and add features that are worth the price.  Now that I think of it, Fleshlight probably already sells an iPhone case.

Call it Trump’s shutdown all you want. But it looks like Trump is willing to move from the five billion he wants (which to the government is nothing), but the democrats are being stubborn. I’m not a fan of Trump and I don’t think the wall (or fence) is a good idea, but in government there is a give and take. In a…

Is that you Bernie Sanders?

All of those examples happened before cheap reliable automation. I don’t know what a kiosk costs, but it’s a one time fee with little maintenance. The kiosk won’t call in sick, ask for a raise, or give customers attitude. At any rate, it won’t cost $31k per year to run one. Some moron who didn’t graduate high school…

Meh...most places will let you order from your own phone, so at least it’s your own shit on the screen.

That $15 minimum wage won’t look so good from the unemployment line.

I used a service outside of the mainstream for my daughter and sent it in under a fake name. Make sure whoever you use will destroy your sample and reports on request.

In my day, Polaroids are how you shared n00dz.

The machines caused this knowing that it would get all of the people out of the building for a while so they could plot against them.

Can I have the intersex toy please?

If a high school guidance counselor knew anything about anything, they would not be a high school guidance counselor.  

You don’t have a constitutional right to buy or own lettuce.

Stock Market dip sounds delicious!

Simpsons did it!

Don’t forget to have your genetically modified children spayed or neutered.