How about the commercials for the place with this kid.

Someone tried to get me with a text that looked like it was coming from Wells Fargo. I no longer have a WF account because they are thieves, so I responded, “Fuck you and Wells Fargo”.

Tricking people into thinking their vote matters is cruel.

I think it is only weird once they can use a clear sentence to ask for it, it’s even weirder when they will be able to remember it as an adult. At a certain point you are probably stunting their mental growth and their ability to do things on their own. My daughter is 9 months old, she will be breast fed up until a…

The fruits and vegetables they eat are picked by exploited Mexicans.

It’s a good excuse.  She probably realized she’s 25 and pretty and famous and could get a better looking guy.

I hope the hamsters made it out alive.

“Men who hurt women can no longer be placed in positions of power.”

Put a wig on Mark, we’ll just have him identify as a woman. Problem solved.

As the father of a little girl, all of the replies to your comment are horrifying.

...and disabled. Rooted Android for the win!

Good job Netflix.  Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.

The better question is, “How long do you punish someone for something they did a decade ago?”, the answer is based on severity of the crime. This guy jerked it in front of some women, which isn’t cool. As long as he isn’t still doing this a decade later, I feel like maybe he needs to be sorry and embarrassed for what h…

#MeNeither

If you are alone, it’s because you are annoying and you haven’t yet found that person who isn’t annoyed by you. It’s way less work to find someone who accepts you than it is to fix yourself. Now how do I stretch this idea into a book?

If by troll, you mean anyone who disagrees with you...then yes.

Well played genius.  Now go make my coffee.

If you don’t like it, go be the CEO of your own company. Since it’s so easy. You know, building companies that disrupt industries, reinvent the way we do business, become ingrained in our daily lives.

Protected class? Is that like an endangered species? Sounds like people who get special, unequal treatment under the law. By now you probably realize I was just trying to piss you off. I still think that people shouldn’t be forced to do things that they have deep seated beliefs against. And nothing you say will change…

Let me ask you a question. Should a black-owned privately owned bakery have to make a cake for a white guy that says “KKK 4 Ever” on it? Or is that discrimination? Should a bakery owned by a democrat have to make a cake that says “Make America Great Again”? Or does this logic only apply to groups you agree with?