It’s probably true for NY too.

Dammit...I already wired them the money.

The “KELLY, WE CAN GO HOME!” really sells it for me.

I had a “couple” approach me in Newark with a sob story of their baby with some rare condition and hospital bills, blah blah blah.  I gave them $10 for creativity.  I hope they enjoyed the drugs.

I live in NJ.  If someone from NJ is asking for money, it’s a scam.  That is all.

How about the commercials for the place with this kid.

On the one hand, there’s fire everywhere, on the other, no traffic.

This is where we’re headed.

Someone tried to get me with a text that looked like it was coming from Wells Fargo. I no longer have a WF account because they are thieves, so I responded, “Fuck you and Wells Fargo”.

Gotta Shawshank that shit so you don’t get caught.

Tricking people into thinking their vote matters is cruel.

I think it is only weird once they can use a clear sentence to ask for it, it’s even weirder when they will be able to remember it as an adult. At a certain point you are probably stunting their mental growth and their ability to do things on their own. My daughter is 9 months old, she will be breast fed up until a…

The fruits and vegetables they eat are picked by exploited Mexicans.

It’s a good excuse.  She probably realized she’s 25 and pretty and famous and could get a better looking guy.

If it weren’t for people denying that the world was flat, the majority of people would still think it was.  Science needs to be tested and retested constantly.  What you shouldn’t do is make statements without any science to back it up.  That ends with Dr. Jenny McCarthy convincing people that vaccines are bad and…

I hope the hamsters made it out alive.

“Men who hurt women can no longer be placed in positions of power.”

So Bernie Sanders can fuck off?