Not if you are being responsible and living well within your means. My wife and I paid over $50k in taxes last year, we don’t qualify for any kind of government assistance for anything. So we aren’t taking anything, genius.

Bank of America has ShopSafe, there is a link on their website. They have it as a secure way of shopping online. I’m not sure if all cards offer it. In a pinch, you could use a nearly empty Visa gift card too.

I use temporary credit card numbers with limits set up through my credit card’s website. Usually you can make the limit $1 which is what they usually temporarily charge to your card to make sure it is legitimate. Then when they attempt to charge you for that first month, it gets declined. This is also good for…

The poors don’t get to eat steak on my dime while I’m eating hamburgers.

Whatever man, I made my point. Your reasoning left the realm of reality.

Going outside is necessary to function in life, taking naked photos of yourself is not.

I don’t think they are victim blaming, I think they are asking that people not participate in their own victimization.

#TheFriendZone

Airport to woman: Stop making our shitty security look shitty.

How many of them took an online pregnancy test?

I’m so outraged! When can we rename the animal itself to something with less of an ugly past?

Thank god they haven’t lost their minds in New Jersey. I’m not getting out of my car to pump gas in the cold. On a few occasions I’ve had to pump my own gas, it’s not hard.

Did they get a discount since it was after the “Best Used By” date?

Mouse depression...

Yeah, but that billionaire’s yacht will generate jobs. It employs the people building those yachts, the maintenance people, the crew, etc.

So this will be annoying for the people who know how to act and do nothing to fix the people who don’t. Brilliant! I love how this country puts together initiatives to make it look like they are doing something, while doing nothing.

Next step...

How hard is it to request that your partner gets tested before some condom free fun? I’ve gotten tested for that very reason in the past. Don’t like condoms? Walk around with your medical records.

I get so many things delivered on any given day that my kid would never notice.

Facebook just wants people to think that their ads are that effective. So they can’t downplay the number of people who “saw” their ads. That’s bad for business. They’d rather be accused of helping to tamper with the election than have people believe that their core business is ineffective.