That's OK, you just didn't listen to enough German metal during the 90s

It'll probably look sort of like this (but in rouge, obviously)

fight the fairies!

Yeah, I was going to say it, but there's probably a hundred comments saying that, I don't see who she didn't see it

Even if it wasn't intentional, I think the one you chose for the pic is perfect

I learned about ancient Greek pottery from the Internet

For a worse example, Sheldon from TBBT. For a good one, Abed from Community, as Marasai mentioned.

It's not really that hard to casually work a platypus into a casual conversation, you just have to go for the low hanging mangos

Heh... I didn't remember where the "I don't think that means what you think it means" came from. I use that one all the time.

All multi-cellular life might be descended from a parasitic invasion

Yeah, you didn't start early enough and now there's no way you catch up

If you need something to forget embarrassing things you did or said, you weren't drunk enough when you did or said them (so you don't have an excuse either)

Maybe, it's just that you got me with "James Spader and Angela Basset", and "dark, H.R. Giger-influenced "Hellraiser in space" movie" would be enough too, but it wasn't necessary anymore

That Supernova movie doesn't sound that bad, I think I'm going to have to watch it

Do they know something we don't?

But seriously, the whole voiceover in the credits brings flashbacks every time, only instead of "you find us and we help you" it's "you don't find us, we find you"

I think promoting this reply may look bad, so instead I'll reply so it looks like I have something to add.

Haven't watched it yet. But what I've heard sounds similar now that you say it

I don't get it. If the benefits of not having body hair outweight the (thermic) problems, how come most apes (and other animals) are still so hairy?

No Minority report yet, but things like this are pretty doable, I don't say those things can say "Mike A. is going to commit murder this sunday at 1AM in the back from Paddy's", but saying "Mike A., who we know beats his wife but she won't leave or press charges, has a pretty good chance to kill her tonight because…