I wanna bet nothing of that was planned! He just ran through town and people incidentally wrote the lyrics to the song when he passed by! Totally random!

@FACEROLL: vrfgt5e: Dang, the image didn't upload.

No, THIS Xbox 360 controller has cash written all over it.

Try imitating Owen Good and drink while playing GTA4...

I wouldn't mind grabbing that controller to play.

The next Hitman game is my guess.

He only stole half of her heart. That's just sad.

Definitely going for Cats and Dogs 2. I've waited all my life for that movie. Just saying that i am gonna download it so many times you won't be able to get it.

@lucasway89: Well i completely understand that. Vinyl still has all the crackly and gritty noises. But in theory, vinyl still has a higher quality.

@Michael Sokolkov: That's true, the problem about vinyl is that all the things you mentioned has an effect on how it sounds, which makes it sound gritty and crackly (and shitty). However, Vinyl actually still has a higher sound quality no matter how sucky the sound is.

Actually, if there isn't dust on the vinyl, then the sound quality is much higher than on a CD. A CD is digital and have to be converted to analog audio before there is any sound, and before that the analog audio signal has been converted to digital sound to even be on the CD, and in that process it actually loses…

I'm gonna like the crap out of you all.

I just realized how cool it would be if some of the Mortal Kombat characters were featured in the next Smash Bros. It would be so awesome to watch a fatality performed on Kirby.

A Kotaku office?!? What is this? I don't even...

Am i serious? wat

@SpunkyFidget: Have you seen a man eat his own head? If no, then you haven't seen everything.

@Louie Francis Ables: Maybe?

Eeehh, Pokémon is mentioned in this article. So here is the obligatory: POOOOKÉEEEEEMOOON!!!!!

@Para: OMAHGOD! HOW'D YOU GET A PSP2 ALREADY?!?!?!

@Justin Wentz: Is it on purpose that you have written FF12 (XII) instead of 13 (XIII)? Because FFXII is a PS2 game.