“ A video of the bear, named Angela, was posted on social media”

They may be more annoying than the manbaby himself. Someone tell those folks no matter how much they suck his baby dick in comment threads, he ain’t coming over to return the favor.

Seriously, this is my reaction every time I see his name in a headline:

I saw a bunch of ass-kissing blue checks in Elon’s replies congratulating him for this stunt. One guy praised Elon for his “rebellious spirit” and “sticking it to the man and those snooty coastal elites”.

You can get payment via prepaid Mastercard, PayPal, Venmo or Zelle. Are you sure you went to the right place?

Some of us remember the last Indiana Jones movie and aren't wasting our money again.

This is a good breakdown of why Disney has that special district designation in the first place (since invariable someone will say they never should have been given it without knowing why it exists):

I did like Disney’s boss move to change the board’s power right before deSantis’ people took over.

Disney is a giant, evil megacorporation, and yet DeSantis is such an awful fascist bastard that I’m rooting for them anyway. I guess I’m a bad socialist.

It did help that Elon was crying into his pillow when he believed Apple wasn't advertising on Twitter.  Not only did Tim come in with a box of tissues he's tucking Elon into bed.

An investigation into the death of an airline worker who was sucked into an engine at San Antonio International Airport is under investigation.

Ice spice looks weird. She looks like she had too many skin lightening sessions

Elon is an asshole

My guess, Spez is being a douche and playing ‘I am gonna take my ball and go home.’

cool story bro

Read reviews by movie critics? Movie critics have about the worst possible reviews around, almost on par of just shitty reviews meant for review bombing. It's the whole reason that they've become a meme on the internet lmfao 

“When unusual voting activity is detected, an alternate weighting calculation may be applied in order to preserve the reliability of our system.”

Here’s a wacky idea: don’t make it invite only, and ooh, maybe make it available to people. The FOMO marketing scheme only works so well

Maggie should have killed Negan the second she came back and saw him chilling with her friends and that should have been the end of it. Every episode they share the screen and she isn’t murdering him is a waste of time.

sounds like a much better show