I’m still struggling to find actual “misconduct” here.

So far, the main themes seem to be:
1) The Trump White House and Biden campaign both asked for select posts to be taken down. So far, the only named ones are from the Biden campaign asking to remove dick pics of Hunter Biden.
2) There’s no government involvement…

ChatGPT, write an article about using ChatGPT for the first time.

DON’T TELL ANYONE, COME ON, I’M TRYING TO RUN A RACKET HERE

If you’re writing anything derogatory against DC films, you’re clearly being paid off by the Marvel/Disney fanboy coalition Illuminati.

I’m still trying to figure out how Trump managed to stay out of jail this long.

How do we have two apparently spectrum individuals running the biggest social networks on the planet? To be clear, I don’t mean that as an insult or a diagnosis, but they both genuinely appear to struggle with empathy, interpersonal communication, and social graces; things that might be assets (perhaps requirements) fo…

He didn't even co-found PayPal. He started x.com which merged with Cofinity (Cofinity was later renamed PayPal). He was fired from PayPal due to incompetence and took a golden parachute. 

Born on third base as the heir to an emerald mine, so people had to treat the guy with money like he was smart. Got lucky as a co-founder of PayPal and now believes that all of that makes him what the weird sycophants say he is.

The bigger mystery is why people who will never get any of his money are so eager to…

Seriously, how did this guy turn himself into the richest guy on the planet without self destructing before now? 

No he won’t. His “phone” will be like the Amazon phone. Some Linux device with toxic Twitter pre-installed that no Amdroid or Apple user will move their data into.

Microsoft and all their unleveraged money couldn’t make the Windows phone a thing.

So it will just be a jailbroken android phone that he buys cheap from a place in china then slaps an Elon logo on then?

I hope he does, and he'll lose his ass on it if that's the route he wants to take. Anyone remember the Facebook and Amazon phones, by chance?

He’d just fire the guys responsible for keeping the oxygen generators running and then scramble to get them back when everyone starts suffocating.

It would have been much cheaper to buy one of the garbage Right Wing Twitters or start one of his own.

So basically, he can’t not be an asshole.

Don’t get your panties in a bunch. Wait a few weeks. There won’t be any speech on what-was-formerly-known-as Twitter.

... wait what does your dick look like?

Pretty sure Melinda (and Bill) both signed the giving pledge and have been giving their money away at a steady pace for ages. I think they may even have started the whole billionaires giving their fortune away thing, way before Mackenzie. They provided the seed money for The Global Fund over 20 years ago.