“Doing a show like this and having to interact with hundreds of guests a year must be exhausting.”  Then GET A DIFFERENT JOB.  

Why does anyone even talk to or entertain candace Owens? This is her formula;

This is a test of the Emmyrgency Broadcast System: (panicked scream) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Soundcloud links or GTFO.

What, you don’t clean your guns while loaded, chambered, cocked, and the safety off? Phhht. You must hate America...

It was loaded while being serviced? I know nothing about maintenance of fighter jets, but that sounds like asking for something like this to happen.

Or, I can burn all my credit cards, quit my job and go live in a cave. All of my problems are then gone!

When *I* was a kid, you had to pick up the old Konica and buy some 35 mm film and have a friend take nudes FOR you. Then you’d have to go down to the pharmacy or photo hut and drop your film into an envelope with all your info on it. Then 3-5 days later, you’d come back and pick up your pictures and hope your nudes…

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Pro tip: if you suck at doing conspiracies, DON’T conspire to push an illegitimate SCOTUS justice through without due process or complete background checks or tamper with witnesses or spread lies from the highest halls of power or try to smear accusers.

“YER MAW”

That’s why he shouldn’t have that much money to begin with. A heavy tax on anything above a million a year would probably help with this issue in the future.

That’s was five minutes I’ll never get back

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

Are people not allowed to be civil and even kind to whom they disagree with anymore?

His acting range is amazing.

Considering the current Republican president is the most ignorant person to have ever held the office, Republicans don’t have much to stand on in terms of criticizing Democrats for being ignorant. 

See also: Toys R Us. 

I’m starting to think our governmental system and Constitution isn’t of the high quality and effectiveness as I was led to believe and in fact has some major flaws like allowing a popular vote loser who is under investigation for serious crimes and has multiple lawsuits against him choose the position that could eventu…