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That was really desperate. WeatherTech must have threatened to pull their ads or something.

Give the people a Fiesta ST or Focus ST-comparable SRT Dart and watch all the money come your way. Seriously...it is all we wanted from the beginning.

But just then, Little Brother appears:

The E92 M3 is probably the best we’ve seen at all three.

Nah; that’s way different. Readers and Jalop writers endorse similar brands like Roush all the time. This is still buying a new car, that you know is covered by warranty and was put together by a reputable company. Tuning a car yourself, while inexpensive, is way riskier, which is why it’s cheaper.

Well this one still maintains its factory warranty so it's probably not quite the same argument.

Or just slap a few M-badges on your 228i for cheap horsepower.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

That guy has the reflexes of someone who grew up in a war torn country.

I’m really hoping the fix involves driving around with a four foot red tube hanging out the back of the car.

No, he knows how business works. If he were CEO of Ford and not running for President he would be moving all Ford manufacturing to Mexico while the whole time talking about how it helps American workers.

1st Gear: So, Ford builds smaller, lower-margin vehicles in Mexico where it can still make a profit, and keeps larger, higher-margin production in the States? How does this make Ford evil? Couldn’t they have shipped their SUV and Truck manufacturing to Mexico, too, and reaped larger margins?

FINALLY. AN EXCUSE TO POST THIS PIC! Ok. I’m good now.

Have you not seen any of the Mad Max movies?

No, it’s not okay. What about all the other businesses that could be if the taxes weren’t so high? Setting taxes high and then making tax break deals is just a mechanism to say who can and who cannot have a business within a government’s territory without admitting that’s what it is.

this is why I would never go to one of these things. Too many idiots with cars they can’t responsibly handle, and a bunch of assholes with their phones recording everyone leaving and encouraging them to show off. It’s difficult being a car enthusiast when I can’t stand most other car people.

No, I’m not much for them either. I know that the electric motor will eventually replace the ICE, but right now, none of the EVs on the market (or coming to market) arouse any sort of desire within me. That’s a critical thing with regard to buying a car IMO.

Am I the only one that just doesn’t care about Tesla or electric cars in general?