It's alright, my child. We all start from the bottom, but gradually we level up into Gaben's Angels of Good.

"You can start playing right now— provided you can get online, of course."

If you all feel like he could have just donated all his money to the poor, then how about you design one of the most played games of all time and then do just that.

In some cultures, sex is a punishment. In the interest of political correctness, I must refrain from assuming what culture you come from and what customs you adhere to. Therefore, my original comment stands.

I was referring more to the fact that you were asking him to relax them.

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Are you coming onto him?

After a certain amount of people buy my product, it's no longer my product to sell, or at least it shouldn't be.

>China will never stop to surprise me...

Why would China stop just to surprise you?

>Just the ingredients needed for some lighthearted hilarity.
>lighthearted hilarity
>lighthearted

Ariel isn't crying though, she's just running with her face buried in her hands.

You described the problem perfectly. That monster plays Xbox while you're clearly a PC gamer. Problem solved.

1-46: That was bullshit! They cheated and they can suck it.

Edit: Double post.

Why don't Americans read?

I know it's sold out now, but what's the standard price of the Doctor Who set? People are selling for $900 :/

Which civil war? There are multiple, shockingly enough.

You're basically asking the industry to commit suicide.

There would be rioting in the streets.

What else were you expecting underneath the face?

You liar. You said it was NCIS, not NCIS: LA. The latter is complete shit.