DigitalJesus
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DigitalJesus

What's there to atone for? If I had a chance to make $250 million playing a kid's game, I'd let my cousin ram a few needles in my ass. That's the price of maintaining that step. Decades ago during a World League of American Football game, former Duke great wide receiver Clarkston Hines was on the field and I was in

"The prospect of a darker, Apocalypse Now-influenced Call of Duty game feel a little bit intriguing." So... Spec Ops: The Line? Terrific game.

The fight broke out after a disagreement as to whether "Mexico is the Croatia of North America" or "Croatia is the Mexico of Europe."

That Lenny Dykstra outlived Tony Gwynn is a tragedy.

Jordan would have stopped it.

Half of the fucking flood lights in the stadium are not even working. Jesus Christ.

I wish I could give you all the +1s. On my way home from work yesterday the only radio station not in the eternal 5:00 commercial break was playing "All of Me" and I swear to god I spent the next 40 minutes switching every three seconds between commercials and John Legend whining. It feels like the longest song ever

he will probably give 3 solid paragraphs, before everything goes to shit in the 4th.

Great article, but not sure what Adam Dunn's spray chart has to do with it.

It'll be fun to watch Uggla put up the same impressive numbers in the new yard as he's done in the...oh, wait.

You really think that people are going to be packing Cobb hotels for a fucking baseball game? That sounds realistic.

black people are scary.

This is the same reason a rapist doesn't tell his date that he's put roofies in her drink.

Ray Rice also has a dog that survives solely on a strict diet of homework.

Nothing better explains the abject mediocrity that has been USMNT soccer the past decade than the fact that Landon Donovan was considered its best player. Except maybe the fact that his departure is considered anything other than a very good thing for the future of the USMNT.

Gatorade will need to update their advertising algorithm or something...

People selling their rap CDs. "I am a cross between Macklemore and Jay-Z." Ok, well I am a cross between believing you are full of shit and not willing to part with $10.00.

Still wont watch it because of that moron Ben Affleck

Fair theory.

KJ to Majerle in NBA Jam tho