I think cyclists are a real dark-horse to win it all.

Also, if gun nuts go against Christian Conservatives, won't that be pretty redundant, like when the Cardinals played the Red Sox last year and you didn't know who to root for because of the douche factor?

That sounds like an awesome superhero.

Ultra cunt.

I can't possibly be the only one who hates this woman with a burning passion.

Nancy Grace is a cunt.

Nancy Grace : Legal Analysis :: Joe
Morgan : Baseball Analysis

Anyone else think the rim isn't 10 feet?

Cuban then offered the NFL $75,000 for 51% ownership of the league.

Sorry to hear that....Did you get hit by a beer bottle at that game or something?

Pretty poor taste for all those EMTs to wear "Surprise" shirts. How did they even get them made so fast?!

I totally would agree with you; especially since my CFB team is a rival. But check the bracket again; they wouldn't meet 'til the elite 8.

It's tough to call, Notre Dame fans are an insufferable, sanctimoniousbunch of shit holes so you may go out early.

Fuck you. [grabs crotch with left] [flips bird with right] [sticks out chest adorned with WS championship crest on T shirt]

Cardinal fans are the best, just ask them how modest, knowledgeable and polite they are. Go ahead... they are just inching to tell ya.

This is basically every person in East Tennessee until Peyton left.

And here I thought Atlanta's most obnoxious dickhole was a Yankee now.

NFL: "Nigger" is a bad word that drags us back to the days of slavery. Now step on this scale and run the 40 yard dash so we can measure your physical attributes and let rich white men decide where you get to live and work.

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you mean that sacred drinking song known as our national anthem?

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