Anyone else think the rim isn't 10 feet?

Cuban then offered the NFL $75,000 for 51% ownership of the league.

Sorry to hear that....Did you get hit by a beer bottle at that game or something?

Pretty poor taste for all those EMTs to wear "Surprise" shirts. How did they even get them made so fast?!

I totally would agree with you; especially since my CFB team is a rival. But check the bracket again; they wouldn't meet 'til the elite 8.

It's tough to call, Notre Dame fans are an insufferable, sanctimoniousbunch of shit holes so you may go out early.

Fuck you. [grabs crotch with left] [flips bird with right] [sticks out chest adorned with WS championship crest on T shirt]

Cardinal fans are the best, just ask them how modest, knowledgeable and polite they are. Go ahead... they are just inching to tell ya.

This is basically every person in East Tennessee until Peyton left.

And here I thought Atlanta's most obnoxious dickhole was a Yankee now.

NFL: "Nigger" is a bad word that drags us back to the days of slavery. Now step on this scale and run the 40 yard dash so we can measure your physical attributes and let rich white men decide where you get to live and work.

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In America? More like the world.

I'm sure Cardinals fans, being the self proclaimed "most knowledgeable" and "best god-damn, fucking fan base in America" have started a sex addicts treatment program for Carlos. Because that's how they do things in humble St. Louis.

you mean that sacred drinking song known as our national anthem?

Pictured: his target weight

Everyone knows the only thing better than cute and skinny white girls with rifles is cute and skinny white girls with rifles... on skis.

That's only like... 70% of what the men race!

Given how much time they devote to yelling and throwing rocks, you'd think that Palestine would have a world-class curling team.

I was hoping McLemore could win, so he could instagram a picture of his text apology to Wall, telling him he should've won.