I was hoping McLemore could win, so he could instagram a picture of his text apology to Wall, telling him he should've won.

It's hilarious. NBC needs to cut out content so that it isn't too long. But Sunday Night Football can be on until nearly midnight because we need commercials after touchbacks and time outs to ice the kicker.

Good lord, how many times can they crash and rebuild that poor Helicarrier?

"Well, Vernon, that's a very easy question to answer. Health care is a very complex topic, and to understand or 'get it' often requires asking multiple questions about the same thing repeatedly and having somebody you trust explain it over and over and over and in the end, trying to wrap your head around everything…

Kaepernick then promptly picked up a pay phone and exited the Matrix.

so thoughtcrime really is one word...

I've driven through Nashville a few times, and I'm a bit surprised he took this job. It's a great get for the Titans, but they are still a big unknown. They have a lot of great pieces with potential, but you're still inheriting Hurt Locker and CJ1.237K.

This could be up for the next week without a comment, so here it is.

Since nothing says "American Pasttime" like a bunch of old guys throwing a fit when they don't get complete control.

In all seriousness, these guys have to be careful what they say when they are there. Very well could end up in prison.

Well, if Rodman says anything else, he runs the risk of being fed to a pack of wild dogs.

What the hell is a "close friend page" and how was she snooping on it?

This was Tyler Perry's best work in years.

"But its ultimate purpose is to radically extend the human lifespan."

You can tell it's for Christmas by the awkward, terrible rapping.

More than you can afford pal.

Haven't seen Gore this relaxed in a long time.

Who cares? If Barry Sanders wants to sleep at the Heisman he can sleep at the Heisman.

Call me crazy, but I don't think Goodell could uphold a backbone if his asshole was filled with helium.