Engaged to a disturbingly muscled Ronnie like clone. 

Pete Davidson/Kate Beckensale fling is the most disappointing relationship of 2019.

Shes says father the creepiest way possible.

Conversely this is the first time ive seem Michelle Williams try to smile since the movie Dick.

I dont know if I should pitty or admire CT. On one hand what a fucking meat head loser or the other hand why not do these shows for the easy money.

Nothing makes me madder than thought of Marsha Blackburn. She exactly the type of person to rubber stamp anything Donnie. Dumb Dumb comes up with. She is an empty pant-suit.

Since I’d be an instant millionaire right out of gate I think I’d stick with baseball. Anything to keep the “take” shows in the morning from talking about me.

Jerry seems to have an issue with everything. He is a low key, behind the scenes asshole who had an overrated tv show 20 years ago. 

Actually its quite simple.

Most guys can’t play QB anyway. So when you hear ssomeone’s too short don’t think much of it. The league is full of guys that are terrible short or not.

How does one try and sneak a condom off? Having always used them properly, taking it off is always very obvious and somewhat of an event. Sometimes it would be better if I went outside to do it.

Trump only exists because a sucker is born every minute. He was an “influencer” before it was a thing. He was using old school media to troll and project the image of a an eccentric tycoon even before he was a tycoon.

I’m done with 2018. I’m sure that’s offensive to somebody who loved 2018 but I give up. The only person who doesnt have to apologize is Trump. Somehow he gets to say and do what he wants and keep his job no matter how illegal and offisive it is.

Not sure why, but bat flips really run through me. Mostly because they are not spontaneous anymore. With left hand hitting guys there is a way to naturally kinda flip the bat when excited, that’s cool, showing your whole ass rounding the bases, silly (dangerous) team dances, mound piles after the game etc don’t bother…

Starting to believe America is getting the politians its deserves. Between no shows at the voting booth and just outright stupidity most of these races were close. They shouldn't have been. 

Justin is dating Ezra Miller?

Politicals ads have become so cheap and so just full out right lies they should be ban.

Its is very disturbing that men, not such the ones in there early twenties that have fantasies about 17-18 y/o performers. Its the 30-60 age bracket that are the sickest. Because record companies, managers and any adult with any sense about them know that over sexualized pretty girls in the public eye attract that…

Sweet vest bro.

He isnt even fun to make fun of anymore. That shit makes my head hurt.