In addition to the flight sim records, he had no future social or professional plans past the March 8th flight, which authorities found suspicious.

Crackpipe. This one is $1,499 cheaper.

You're fired, clean out your desk and just go.

Well, here you can see what happened after the Hummer ate a C-Class. The fecal remains are often hard to distinguish, but this one took the form of a Smart.

Brown
Manual
Diesel
RWD

The Chinese know what's up

but you said diesel manual truck... these are good things... oh wait, yeah china

And it comes in brown.

269 MPH in 1938 is very impressive. 269 MPH accomplished in 1938 adjusted for inflation to 1991 is [...mathing the maths here...raised to the factor of the iron balls of the driver...divided by public road...] approximately 4,000 MPH.

Decent religious response: I am a huge fan, my thoughts and prayers are with him

It's never just the tip.

so you're saying just the tip is acceptable?

I don't know, I kind of just poured my martini into the socket.