Damn you Blizzard. Damn you so very much.

GET SOME!

God damn it, Florida. God damn it.

That is very impressive. Especially the head-shaving part.

Not going to lie, two of the first icons I noticed were pirate bay and a porn site.

Is Lady Earthworm Jim's body wormy all the way through, or just the head?

I instantly regret every chicken I've ever kicked.

I appreciate the fact that I will most likely never be in a situation where I have to pronounce her name.

Americana, eh?

I don't think people should take religion nearly as serious as they do.

I'm still waiting for my Obama/Biden buddy cop movie, damn it.

It is until you factor in hospital bills for a broken neck.

Is it bad the first thing I noticed was Cammy's ass?

"This just in, it appears the Westboro Baptist Church has been struck by a meteor, leaving nothing but a smoldering crater on the premises. At the same time, most of the members of the WBC were thought to have been killed in a freak lightning storm during one of their protests. More on these stories as they develop."

I've raided in WoW dressed in only a towel. I'm not a pervert or anything, but I'm certain the air flow makes me cast faster.

I was left wondering what you meant for a second, just because the license plate is the last place I expected.

@Danza: Just like the 80s!

Found him.

Rivers of blood, mountains of severed limbs, but no nipples. Nope, can't have those, else the kids might, I dunno, see nudity in a video game, instead of on one of the countless pornography websites.

And yet they don't mention anything about a 16 year old and a 12 year old playing a game rated for people 17 and older.