That guy’s health pool is crazy. He’s harder than the living version.

Thought it was that Caelid Bell Bearing Hunter. That dude’s a bitch.

I enjoyed that video. Malenia’s all, “who the fuck is this suicidal maniac”.

Pretty much. Timing is also important.

Unclogging the shit out of that drain.

I think of it as taking the RP portion of RPG as seriously as possible without making the game unplayable. If you were a person dropped (or revived) into a random-ass monster filled world, you would only know as much as NPCs tell you. You’d ride around doing only as much as you can remember to do, and miss out on…

Probably just less pantomime and more cigarettes afterwards.

I’d throw Jesse in there too and make it a poly wagon.

Dodge Gascoigne, use the stairs, use the grave stones, and keep your (medium) distance. He goes down pretty easy. I had a much harder time with the bulbous head madness guys randomly popping up around a corner. Fuck those guys.

That naked orgy/chocolate syrup baby scene from Sleep No More is awesome. Of the dozen or so friends that have seen the show, my wife and I are the only ones that have seen that specific scene. I think we followed someone behind a curtain.

Do you need all of that to play the game, or are you trying to rank? Aside from E5 in CoW and ranking above 1k in CoW and DV, everything else is easy enough. Mainline FF games didn’t have ranking events, so if you play it as an FF RPG, you don’t need any of that. Budget clears online for everything. I try to rank…

travel in comfort and be defended from any threat imaginable.

I don’t think that’s true for every gacha game. For example, I play FF Brave Exvius, and the mechanics/gameplay are no different than any mainline FF. Ability sets are often larger than the console games.

This would be better if aliens were involved. Hot. Sexy. Aliens.

Back in high school, the other kids used to call him Anti-wang Wang.

Drink that, and you’ll live forever.

Unless it’s the hottest new TikTok challenge, then I say just leave them on the landing gear.

but he is believed to be between 16 and 35 years old.

Those cars are clearly meant for those who like to live on the edge. Or Pedro’s brothers. Those guys don’t give a fuck about carjackings.

I was referring specifically to the Munn segments. I remember seeing it in the past, and her facial expression was much more satire than titillation.