Sultan McDoom needs to win everything.

I want to give you a star, but also want to keep the count at the number of the Beast. Here’s a Morning Star to you instead.

“that we started calling ‘BBC-realism.’”

My loin is hot with excitement for the inevitable Monster Factory episode.

Kali ma, bro. Kali ma.

What in the dick is that shenanigans?

I’m not sure about Indiana, but in Florida and Georgia signaling for lane change and signaling for turns are covered under different statutes. Also, I believe that feature is called “tap to pass” for some manufacturers.

I thought that feature is solely for lane changes, and a hard click for turns.

Maybe the true reason was because Bryant appeared in a vertical potato photo.

There’s a Christopher Reeves joke in there somewhere, and I feel like an awful person.

You mean Peyton Manning’s potions.

Not have some kind of cosmetic damage on my car. Whether it be a ridiculous door dent (do I always park next to The Hulk or something?) or a cracked bumper (apparently I smell delicious and friendly to armadillos), there’s always some damage on my car. If I fix a cracked bumper, an armahomingmissile finds me. If I fix…

This comment is such sad, dirty gold.

Also, The Manhattan Project and Real Genius. Classics.

I think I was being unclear. I didn’t mean people actually burning in hell. I meant using the idea of burning in hell to get people to avoid bad deeds.

Yeah, I don’t think you understand Asian values as well as you think you do.

Wait, what? You actually believe in Biblical Hell? I’m talking about being damned to burn for all eternity in an imaginary place to make you feel shitty for doing something shitty.

It’s only fair. Treat people like shit, be treated like shit.

Being Taiwanese and having lived between Taiwan, Japan, and China for 20 years, I think I get it just fine.