More like fondont.

Am I the only one that heard “Ahhhh~” and expected “I’m hooked on a feelin~” to follow?

Life goes on.

Bill Gates or Ellen DeGeneres? I doubt either of them would run, but a lot can change in four years.

“Special soil”

Lack of effort. She didn’t adapt her campaign to include them, but instead assumed Sanders’s diehards would automatically vote by party. Obviously, she failed to connect with them. This is also partially on Sanders. He wasted too much time before committing to bringing his own supporters to the Clinton side.

But if you assume those people are racists and misogynists who don’t care and don’t even have that conversation with them, they end up voting for Trump. Clinton lost the election because she didn’t court moderates. Instead, her campaign denounced anyone who is not fully in her camp as racists and misogynists.…

I have to agree. Why did Clinton’s campaign do such a poor job bringing Sanders’s audience into the vote post-primary? Now we’re in this shitshow.

Anything you think is a problem will be a problem. Your demeanor and attitude will reflect your insecurities. It can be something as minor as forgetting to shave or wearing the wrong shoes. People won’t notice what you think is an issue, but they will notice that you think something is an issue. Forget about those…

You just divided by 0. WHAT HAVE YOU D...

Didn’t you know there’s no such thing as in-between anymore? If you don’t pitchfork with them, you’re automatically against them.

Chris Farley suggests cocaine.

I think aside from the constricting neck brace mentioned by Giz some months back, the only way to reduce damage is to slow the rate of deceleration, much like a car bumper. As far as I know, a lot of NFL and NCAA teams have started using those. It’s not much, but least it’s something.

Here it is.

“Just another Monday in Tokyo”?

I would think the flaming plane would qualify as a polite enough “please move”.

Too many northern transplants to have any sort of normalcy.

You and the air this got play on can go straight to gonorrific hell.

Scatman’s got nothing on this.