This is going to turn out delicious.

Why is the “h” capitalized in humans of New York?

Holy fucking Jesus. Stay safe in hell.

Incorrect. Needs more Prez.

Porn DL. Nothing else will suffice.

It’s like that saying about seemingly unconnected events.

Mayonnaise sandwiches?

You really need to spend some time in the deli aisle and figure out your own needs. It would be unfair to the sandwich if it was only a sandwich of convenience.

I think that’s because we’re looking at it from a different perspective. People in the thick of things are rarely able to see things for what they are.

He’s going to lose a kidney. Possibly reenact scenes from Hostel.

Nothing confirms my happiness of being in love with a sandwich than eating said delicious sandwich. Man, this sandwich is delicious.

I love what people are able to achieve by crowdsourcing information. This is what the internet was intended to do. Not half of the stupid shit it’s used for today.

I suspect something like this.

That dynamite just went boom.

I remember reading somewhere that they’re focusing on Champion Points going forward, so I don’t think that’s going away. As for the story, yeah, I’m not sure how that’s going to work. They did say the story progression remains the same though, so story missions will still have to be done in sequence, and Coldharbour…

That happens even with the scaling. I’m a decent player (able to get on the leaderboards, but nowhere near the top), and I’m pretty close to maxed Champion Points (501 post level cap attribute points), but there are still enemies that one-shot me.

Interesting. The scaling currently works well enough for lower level players to kill random mobs, though most bosses and named enemies are still too hard for them. Also, the area levels are kind of complicated. Each of five areas has a range of around ten levels, starting with the alliance you choose. After you’ve…

Best part is, despite all the mayhem, they were able to achieve a new track record. All’s well that ends well.

Gotta get that closeup, vertical shot.

Honestly, I would be happy with a few of the brands separating from Gawker Media, namely Kotaku, io9, and Jalopnik. You guys and Jalopnik are independent, for the most part, and io9 seems to be too niche to Gawker management to be a standalone product. Either way, great job you guys have done here. Hope it will…