IRL loot grinding.

That show is an underappreciated gem. So unsettling.

Met someone with the last name Killing-Sword today. That is all.

Loafers and high socks with shorts? Fuck that kid. Let the chicken end his misery.

It’s been a while since I’ve played, but the LFG sites were awesome. You absolutely need to run Vault of Glass at least once, but preferably twice (normal and hard). Some of the best game design I’ve ever experienced.

That sounds delicious, like everything else with icing.

Depends on what you’re trying to hide. If you’re trying to hide the sausage in a sister/cousin/farm animal? Ozarks are a good way to go.

Trevor knows what’s up.

To be fair, even the concept of the interactive narrative begs to be psychoanalyzed, which, as we all know, is a hotbed of big words (and smugness). Videogames, at its core, is fantasy fulfillment. Freud would have a field day drawing parallels between Kirby, fellatio, Oedipal fantasies and bananas. I can’t begin to…

Too many trips to London will do that to you.

I’ve driven through something like this before. It’s kind of terrifying in an apocalyptic way. I was on I-95. One side was more or less engulfed in flames, then an ember floated across, landed on the other side, and that side was now engulfed in flames. I stopped at the next rest area and bought Combos. They were…

It’s probably because it was a day before Hepburn’s birthday, so the author was trying to think of something to tie Hepburn into her article. Who knows.

The issue is the nose looks like a cross between Pikachu and Woll Smith.

Many international flights (read: foreign carriers) stock small Lego sets as well.

Man, I remember when they used to have the nice metal ones that actually pin through the back.

You mean a perfect box of McDonald’s fries.

Like that woo woo.

The From games all have this sort of thing. 1HKO challenges are usually one command, since the player is only using one attack a single time.

You go to hell with that. McGuyver is no Nazi.