You need to go buy a lotto ticket, stat. Lucky eights.

Exactly. They broke up AT&T, and blocked Comcast’s buyout of Time Warner.

*principles, or were you referring to Ronald and Peter Stormare?

This is the FTC, and they actually do a pretty good job “on behalf of the public”. They’re the main group enforcing anti-trust laws and preventing monopolies.

Your Big Mac is not $20k.

residents of the small village gathered to say goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

Although I like his ideals, I can’t support him as a candidate. I want my taxes to go toward covering tuition that students cannot afford. I want them to go to improving financial education from grade school and on. One of the major issues in the US educational system is the complete lack of understanding in personal…

1 crub 2 fents 2 burshes 4 bricks and a trash can.

Usually anything that remotely implies I’m not ready to pitchfork is immediately met with “man-baby”, “MRA”, and “mommy”-something.

Either way, it’s what was done, and the rider himself explained what happened in the YouTube comments.

He gave an intro, but they didn’t mention that the other team couldn’t make it. I can understand though, since it’d be pretty dick to so readily announce him as plan B.

Pork roll egg and cheese with ketchup. That shit. So good. Need. Now.

My friend and I jacked a couple of Pikes from the shore and rode them all the way to the Loot Cave for funsies. I’ve never seen so many randoms dance in unison.

According to the bike racer, the original rider/bike couldn’t make it back from Isle of Man in time for the shoot, so he ended up on there because he’s the only one in the office with a bike racing license.

From the tube:

He’s a peacock. You gotta let him fly.

Why not just keep your last names and the children will have hyphenated names, decided by whichever order looks/sounds better?

He’s screwing up NCAA’s plans. That’s a compliment.

I thought screwing up the NCAA’s best laid plans is considered heroic. What’s wrong with self-serving or selfish? Those are absolutely necessary traits for any kind of success. You’re also intentionally overlooking how many times this article described him as honest and truthful.