He gave an intro, but they didn’t mention that the other team couldn’t make it. I can understand though, since it’d be pretty dick to so readily announce him as plan B.

Pork roll egg and cheese with ketchup. That shit. So good. Need. Now.

My friend and I jacked a couple of Pikes from the shore and rode them all the way to the Loot Cave for funsies. I’ve never seen so many randoms dance in unison.

According to the bike racer, the original rider/bike couldn’t make it back from Isle of Man in time for the shoot, so he ended up on there because he’s the only one in the office with a bike racing license.

From the tube:

He’s a peacock. You gotta let him fly.

Why not just keep your last names and the children will have hyphenated names, decided by whichever order looks/sounds better?

He’s screwing up NCAA’s plans. That’s a compliment.

I thought screwing up the NCAA’s best laid plans is considered heroic. What’s wrong with self-serving or selfish? Those are absolutely necessary traits for any kind of success. You’re also intentionally overlooking how many times this article described him as honest and truthful.

I didn’t read this as criticism of Calipari, but more criticism of the NCAA’s poor decision-making.

He’s screwing up the NCAA’s poor decision-making, and that makes him awesome.

These motherfuckers.

Proper knife/fork etiquette is a little ridiculous, so people rarely follow it. In most settings, there’s no reason to hold the big portion with your knife, cut off the piece you intend to eat, remove your fork with help from your knife, put down your knife, then pick up the piece you cut off with your fork, then eat.

Protip: Fold the wrapper into a chopsticks holder.

It’s because rubbing chopsticks doesn’t enhance flavor. Slurping does, so it’s encouraged.

My response was in regards to people who comment without understanding the framing or context, which would be those people who annoy you by making comments about things covered in the article.

I, unfortunately, do not know where this came from. Saw it somewhere and loved it, saved it, and continue to cherish it.

Obviously some people do not, hence the “did you even read the article” replies. If they have knowledge of the subject, then they already understand the context. This is in response to people who do not.

What’s really crazy to me is that Clinton has 10x more people on staff than any Republican, and more than double Sanders.