Sometimes you just need a fish in the pajamas.

It looks awesome. Is the base alone enough to keep it going?

Damn. Did they at least wait for it to warm up to vagina temp? Cold canned soup is horrendous.

It was probably more like:

I wonder if it made that exciting pop like it does when I want to bake some croissants.

Splinters, I would assume.

I really hope they walked in with the bristles sticking up so they cast the silhouette of Sideshow Bob.

More than the bee ambushing you from a can and fucking you up Iron Man style? What’s wrong with you?

I can’t confirm this as it happened in the 70s, but my friend’s father told us an amusing story from when he was doing his residency in the ER. One night, a distraught woman came in needing help, but would not describe her issue in any more detail. Since she didn’t appear to have life-threatening injuries and the…

I suppose the broom kind of fills that niche.

Well, it’s hard trying to top those light-up spiky rubber ball parties every year.

DIDN’T REMOVE CHILI

That thing spins for a ridiculously long time. On a side note, is that one on the top left on a magnetic base?

That thing at 2:35 is beautiful.

On a tangential note, will we ever see Cumberbatch with clean hair? As far as I can remember, his hair always has that wet, nappy look.

Olivia Jackson is British.

It was loaded with blanks, which is kind of a misnomer. They don’t have the slug like regular rounds, but the air compression and the paper “slug” still have enough power to kill at very close range.

I don’t get it. There’s only sand next to the blue and black one.

I’m sorry to hear that. Hopefully you’ll find something new soon.