Officer Johnson, who appears to be the quickest

For how jacked up that guy looks, his eyes are actually symmetrical. Turned out better than expected.

It’ll probably sob into a corner while blasting Linkin Park on repeat. Forever.

Lulz.

Between this, Azure Revolution, and FF7, my body might not be ready for whenever they come out. Maybe.

I thought they did? Maybe the retailers were overstocked?

Where the hell is Schreier for this?

Eh.

That’s the only shirt he owns.

I think that’s the pitfall with new tech like this. It’s too different in its current incarnation for most developers to really have any grasp or comfort on how to implement it. They end up either making a tech demo or just turning your neck into the right joystick.

This is excellent. I like this.

It’s an old trope. I think this particular incarnation is a carryover from anime, where unexpected weapons make for a dramatic character reveal.

Next time I see thunder-thighs, I’m calling them half-Zangief.

The civilized world has finally found the perfect countermeasure for patchouli oil.

That thing’s ridiculous. I accidentally launched Djura off the tower with it when I was planning to kill him. Like, had everything ready to go for a pain in the ass fight, then boom, done.

I thought that’s what you’re supposed to do, since circling around, rolling in, rolling out is kind of MO for most of the bosses. Like, I didn’t even know that was a cheese until you said that.

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought Ebrietas was a cakewalk. I just did the usual circle-around thing, and kept it trying to spin around the entire time. Even easier if you stand right between the two “legs”. I literally got hit once on my first try, and spent the time screwing around instead. Watchdog on…

That’s the thing: I honestly can’t think of anything Kojima could have done that would make a multinational corporation react the way they did/do. Contract negotiations are an accepted part of any work relationship, as are any outrageous demands Kojima can make. Konami only needs to say “no.” That’s why this is so…

I saw an LFA in New Orleans once. Just cruising through a middle class suburb. It was both confusing and mesmerizing.

Probably something along the lines of “...employee forfeits all rights to property produced while employed by Konami, including, but not limited to to...blah blah blah”. Basically, Konami is reasoning that Kojima’s appearance will take coverage from MGS(and Konami), causing harm. At least that’s what I think. Haven’t…