$500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling.

Ryan Lochte had a thought in his head once, but it died of loneliness.

It's a clearly attention seeking video about how this poor soul had a job for less than 2 years (!) where she shit talk her boss-I'm not seeing the amazing in it, I guess.

I still don't buy he "accidentally" gave up his parental rights. I think he had no problem giving them up and refusing to pay child support when he thought his ex was going to be a single parent to their child. When he found out their child was put up for adoption, THEN he wanted her back. He stated multiple times…

So I know pointing this out will never get me out of grey status but the line:

The Mitsubishi Outlander.

The thing is, Toby Keith is really one of the old guard. I'd say he's last of the nineties crowd who brought country into full on pop music, basically picking up where artists like Brooks & Dunn and Garth left off with lighter, often comedic songs that bridged the old-school honkytonk and girl-chasing songs with…

TRUTH: No one who understands how sperm and eggs work gets accidentally pregnant. They made a CHOICE to take a calculated risk. That is not an accident. I believe the number of genuinely unintended pregnancies is probably so low as to be statistically insignificant, and I wish women would be more honest about it with…

SERIOUSLY STOP making babies that you do not WANT. Jesus, people. There are enough humans on the planet. And parenting is really hard and really expensive. And we have enough basic biological information, we know where babies come from, and where I live there are about seventy billion places to get free condoms. So…

Car sales folks are cut of a different cloth. They take constant abuse and threats from mgr's and dealer owners, and then have to act all sweet & chummy with a customer they dislike and who honestly believes the salesperson is trying to steal their life savings when they just might be, or maybe not.