I’ve said it before and it bears repeating...

I know this is all about the Corgis, but Cadillac One looks fine as f*ck. Miss the ‘trimmer’ Presidential limo.

I think you guys all have to come to grips with the fact that Ron, indeed, knows what he has.

BUT DIS VOLVO WAGON IS A FOR-SPEED! OMG! YA THERES A TREE GROWING THROUGH TEH ROOF BUT $800 IS TOOOOO LOW LOLZ.

Derelict with de facto junkyard has to scrap worthless derelicts.

Can I sue a customer if THEY back out of a deal?

Can it outrun its utter ugliness, tho?

Tow a bay boat with your minivan.

The new Sienna looks like half-aborted afterbirth. Transit Connect FTW.

This seems like a stupid idea. Just...buy something with a V8.

How come emotionally crippled people are entitled to abuse the system and carry pets on board for free?

I, too, appreciate everything the Prius has to offer in technology, economy, and versatility. But you immediately fit an archetype by owning one. Therefore, I choose C-MAX or MKZ Hybrid.

A first-gen Escalade is an amazing cheap tow vehicle - 4WD, tons of room, 300k-mile longevity, and it doesn’t look like a beater truck.

This is a stupid choice, but junk like the Fiat Spyder and Mazda CX-3 are not?

Downside - Once you’re done, you still have a Sonata.

Yeah. Most unoriginal. Most of what everyone enjoys in a car today from mass-market V8s to color and trim selection is thanks to GM. Try again.

Of all the cars...that? Yuck. No wonder why France wants to ban cars...

Oh how one yearns for the glory days of real verbose advertising on the 1950s-60s.

This guy chose to let cars rot. Its selfishness, pure and simple.

Her first mistake was owning one these garbage bins.