Like the one who did coke until he couldn't afford coke then just snorted pills instead? The one who employed his two twin 20 year-old boys in the dealership, then didn't pay them and wonder why they didn't come to work? The one who also hired every middle-aged blonde floosey he met on Plenty of Fish to work at the…

Ownership of a bidet is theft. Off to the gulag with you!

You can laugh, but even the Sebring is more dependable.

C7s have been out for at least two weeks I believe. One already ran at Manheim Orlando; brought $76,500. Some leasing company out of Ft. Lauderdale obviously speculating. Got a good return, though.

Is it selling out when you're totally into it like Snoop? I love it.

The ads are highlighting the downsized GM cars, meaning 1986+. Era succeeding that would be the mid-90s. What?

Funny thing about Cadillac and Lincolns OF THE ERA SHORTLY AFTER THIS.

Funny thing about Cadillac and Lincolns of the era shortly after this - Cadillacs all had a distinctive, upscale appearance while Lincolns became even more desperate rebadges of Fords. And the Lincoln interiors of the nineties? Disgusting.

Bet that Town Car is still running...

"Alright chods..."

I'm laughing because its a tired old joke from two decades ago and whoever created these buttons for the party STILL think its a)relevant, b)fresh, c)funny. Its none of the above.

FWIW, DEFCON 6 would actually be an extraordinarily calm state of affairs since DEFCON 5 is...normal.

Narration by Rosie Perez

I LOVE this guy! No matter what I ever do, ever say, or how I ever act, it will always pale in comparison to the most intelligent, cogent thought this man utters.

And poor Ryan Reynolds in the Hung Long outfit...

Is it wrong of me to have always thought that a 'buckle up' seatbelt PSA would've been very impactful in the tunnel and as a worldwide campaign in general?

On the Krokodil thing...seriously...how fucking stupid are people?

I thought C-17 production had ended merely for the US, not export...?

So, it was bad when GM did it in the eighties, but okay when BMW does it now?

That clears things up. Like, intervention for borderline hoarders. Also...