Wow. I mean. Hypothetical alternate-reality Alfred Hitchcock's THE CATS where herds of evil felines are poised on fences and phone wire ready to maul and attack? Yeah, uh, cat-punches all-around I guess, but never, never, never in real life. That's just unacceptable. From anyone.

I have my own house (not apartment), car, income, etc. I am of Middle-Eastern descent (Iranian/Persian). A professional man with a GOOD BACKGROUND.

On a serious note, as someone who has done business with lots of OTR truckers over the years, I make it a conscious task to try and be as respectable a motorist as possible to them on the road, i.e. not cutting off trucks before a traffic signal or when traffic is slowing down, allowing them plenty of room to merge,…

"Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror, change gear, change gear, kill a prostitute, change gear..."

That's why I was saying. I mean, at least appreciate this guy's honesty. You know his 'deal' right there before the first date. We can all at least find THAT aspect of it refreshing.

White/Asian mixed here dating a Mexican lady. Try THAT one out. Not trying to one-up, just wanted to throw in another combo to the combo plate.

You're right. Its so sad, too, because of all the downtowns in the Tampa Bay area, Clearwater - imo - has/had the most potential to be a real vibrant, attractive destination. Right across from the beach. Bluff overlooking the intercoastal. Etc.

Oh my God, do they over. So obedient. "Hmm...become a human hood ornament on a DeVille or be fourteen milliseconds late for my FLAG bus? WWAOTD (What Would An Operating Thetan Do)?"

You guys think its bad to learn your favorite celeb is a Scino? Try living in their SeaOrg Intergalactic Fleet Warfare and Psychological Indoctrination Center here in Florida. I do (unfortunately) You should see how they've ruined downtown with their ghastly incomplete buildings and effigies to idiocy.

How can a concept be a fake concept? That alone invalidates this list. Calling B.S.

You DO realize our rail system was designed around long-haul freight, not passengers, right?

Celica. Because I don't want to drive a 1997-era middle school substitute teacher's car.

On the deer note, Bambi's mother is elegant and beautiful until she comes through your windscreen.

Is...is this really what college-aged males are supposed to be investing their time doing? When I was that age, I was going for an instrument rating in a Piper Archer and learned how to Timesert head bolts in a Northstar V8.

Wow. Where is this Subway location where the employees deserve a tip? 'Cause I sure haven't been to one...

Sorry, I could care less if Jon Stewart come back. Not funny anymore.

Can't wait to see these missing wheel covers, battered and beaten, with 18k miles and frame damage rolling through a Santander repo lane for rough book...

I'd vote for Nixon for prez before I consider voting this guy for jr. assistant city councilman.

What this guy said. As the internet manager/F&I at a small independent who also has to go buy the inventory, recon it, advertise it, and deal with customers after the sale, I'd really like to see everyone who thinks all dealers are scumbags to go by everything auto-related from Craigslist from those 'honest' owners…

OMG that last one has me dying!