It's apple and oranges. Yeah they're both fruit but but nobody makes orange pie or . . . apple . . . juice. The point is Chess and Lol are rooted in the same thing moving your pieces around a field. Each piece bears it's specific characteristics and blah blah, but I can play chess in my head or with ketchup packets…

They should call it Kid Icarus: Carpal tunnel uprising. Bad joke but in all seriousness that game is murder on my left hand.

Now I just need a girlfriend, or I guess a prostitute but I'm trying avoid that. Also germs . . .

As someone whose watched all existing episodes of Detective Conan (that have been subbed anyway) it's quite a chore especially since the subbing is getting harder to come by. If you want to enjoy the Conan story in a quick pace your best option is to read the manga and watch the movies. After you read the manga you…

Find me was pretty cool until I learned that nobody likes yellow or light blue.

I totally don't mind paying extra to not have to deal with all that . . . madness.

No Drake? Clearly the man talking in this video is out for Drake's blood.

I don't . . . understand . . . being offended. I used to be a telemarketer. Which I enjoyed. It was fun to give a person a call and try and sell them something. I would put on voices and accents and I wasn't bad at it. We would call people about installing AOL (Oh good lord that made me feel old.). And more often…

I get that. It's fun to argue on the internet. I mean it's pointless, and will never change anyone's mind but it is fun.

You realize every time you answer you make it seem like you care and are mad about it. If you really just think that they're just sony fanboys than just let it go.

On his earliest point about Superman playing iphone games I disagree. Just look at Superman's mentality when he's growing up. He has these budding powers and he's scared. Scared to interact with people because he might reveal his powers, scared that people will reject him if and when they find out, but mostly scared…

Yeah I refuse to buy the same game every year, but if it's substantially different from the last couple cods then let me know and I might give it a go.

Dick75 is the name I use most, but I have a few different ones. The story behind it came about when I first had to make a handle for the interweb, scores ago, back in the age of ascending dials.

Oh you guys and your being better at your hobbies than I am at mine.

This is just more proof that my time in high school wasn't wasted. I may not be as good as these guys, but I can crush all my friends, which is my win condition.

Look guys have the right to hit on them just like they have the right to call them a creepy fuck. That applies to everywhere not just conventions. You can't go to a place that's 70 percent guys and expect to not be hit on. I'm more upset that these guys have like no game. Come on guys that's not how you talk to a…

My only problem with it is that it's too short. Sorry I love weird musical numbers.

I haven't played beyond two souls but, why did that need to happen? Look I love naked women as much as the next guy and Ellen Page is very cute, but there are certain things the game should do without me. Eat, shower, defecate, or urinate. Seriously I get enough of that in real life.

I can't be the only one who would have yelled, "AWESOME!" And asked her where she got her powers can I?

If they bring in Bomberman I will buy a wiiu that day!