Apparently, to the shock of my very non-prudish, progressive, awesome-mom-of-12-year-old-twin-girls friend, this is basically what her concert consists of... She got the girls tickets as a gift, and spent an hour (before her *daughters* asked if they could just leave) watching Rihanna DIY-ing away on stage screaming…

"LookAtMeLookAtMeLookAtMe" said Rihanna, all the time, everywhere.

In all seriousness: I know people who've lived on the streets for a decade who are classier than her.