I enjoyed it. Don't pretend that all of you who watched it didn't have some glee in the mayhem.

If you don't like it, go watch the Lebron/Kobe jerkathon in the NBA.

I'm willing to bet that among the NHL, MLB, NBA and NFL, NHL players have the lowest incidence rate of violent crime.

Yeah, I could make out "Mount Doom" but a couple quick googles didn't come up with anything that would tie it to those formations. I didn't pay enough attention to the movies, I guess, because the first formation looked like two rings, and the second was meaningless. Another commenter suggested the second formation is…

This would be a pretty sweet rant if ya know, the Panthers actually played in the Miami area, which they haven't in about 15 years, but yeah!

He wasn't actually asking if he ever played the game, it was a rhetorical question, as evidenced by the fact that the reporter neither answered, nor did Thornton start with something along the lines of, "Oh, you haven't? In that case..."

You don't see phone booth humor as much as you used to.

Just as long as Cat Latos is still OK.

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Man, fuck all that. You were right the first time. People who come on Deadspin and call out inappropriateness are the scourge of our failing nation. You go, son.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S THE CIRRRRRRRCLE, THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!

Whose ass this is, I think I know
He's facing the outfield, though,
He will not see me sliding here,
To beat Shin-Soo Choo's throw.

My little team must think it queer,
To put my nose in Brandon's rear,
Between his legs I'll try to slide,
My worst decision of the year.

I stretch my hands and hit the dirt,
As Brandon's glove…

That's what I thought at first too but it looks like his hand comes up off the bag when his head makes contact with the butt.

that's not even a half percent of the projected revenue over the next 20 years