Dickey you sonofabitch, I will never forgive you for this.

We're a persecuted minority that have been called members of a violent cult of death. Despised by the media and viewed with suspicion because of the terrible and barbaric behavior of a few extremists among us. Evangelical Christians hate us because of recent actions we've taken against one of their own.

It's not racial as long as you have white friends.

Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white people are all alcoholics, but it does seem like something that activists in the white community might want to focus…

As someone who lived in Boulder for six years, I can assure you that its place on this list is deserved. What people don't realize is that while the town itself is pretty crunchy, the campus is a fucking hive of California-born bros who came to Colorado because they like to snowboard and smoke weed.

Can bros have beards?

Just dropping some contemporary Kennedy photos so you can picture what MJ was working with.

I hate to see this. Don't these people realize David Stern was the commissioner when Michael Jordan played and singlehandedly took the game to a whole new level of worldwide acceptance? You think that could have happened without a cold fish in a suit sitting back and watching?

Reading tweets like this helps me realize why Two and a Half Men was on the air so long.

Riff Raff killed Drake?

Aaron Hernendez looks so young in that Photo.

Yelling with you, homie.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYINGGGGGGGGGG

I want to slap you with a dead fish.

I guess you could say the Xbox's DRM policy did a 360.

Jesus. It felt neck and neck, and then South Carolina unleashed the "The Iraq, everywhere like such as." You can literally see her hit her stride and just jump to another level. No contest.