DewieTheBear
Dewie
DewieTheBear

You don't watch Downton Abbey do you?

Sweet Jesus. It's "Aniston", not "Anniston". You make this mistake every time. Over and over again. It's spelled correctly on the list you include. Listen, I don't give a crap about Jennifer Aniston. It's just not that hard to make sure you're spelling her name correctly when it appears multiple times in your article.

Lady Rose has finally grown on me. When they give her fun things to do she is a lot of fun to watch. I miss Sybil—-fellowes took the cheater's way out by pushing the storyline after Edith's event (hard to discuss but not spoil for others, hopefully that is vague enough) and I've never ever likes Bates and I think he's

You're not special. Your package is not special. Read the bill of lading. Your package is liable to fall up to 48 inches during handling. Public perception of treating a package like this isn't good, but it's reality behind the scenes.

People who order clothes for American Girl Dolls and have a security camera on their suburban front porch are assholes. When the housewife of said family gets a blue-collar black man fired because he didn't show the proper respect for a meaningless package...well, you get the picture. I'm betting the next time

there's this great new invention called adblock, get it.

My pirated movies never expire.

Okay but Mama June is a queen though, apparently she took all the money their children earned from the show and put it in accounts they'll be able to use for their education or whatever the kids want to do with it once they're adults.

Re: Bieber—good riddance to a worthless piece of shit. Unfortunately someone equally as bad will take his place.

Having a pretty good idea of what happened is not the same as having concrete evidence. This is the fault of the TPD and we wouldn't be having this conversation had they done their job. That being said I don't ponder counter factual hypotheticals. Neither one of them has to lose. People who are hellbent on making her

"Jameis Winston, the Florida State quarterback whose rape charges were dropped after a delayed investigation"

Well if someone in DC hit their target you can rule out RG3 as a suspect.

I feel like this should be two separate stories - the beginning is more about being rude and the rest is about being a fat person on a plane. I could have done without the rudeness bits, because if you read that part AS WRITTEN, it doesn't seem like it has so much to do with someone being fat so much as being late

Good point. Lindy's anecdote was basically "I don't know the reason for anything, therefore fat shaming."

It blows my mind that 90% of the comments here are supporting the author. I feel like there should be a study done to see how big of an ignorant ass you can be and still blame the other person if you're overweight.

Yeah, it sounds like he was in the aisle seat since the doors were about to close and he figured he had the row to himself. She waltzed up and had her 'adrenaline going' because some random stranger told her it's nice to say 'excuse me'. I've flown so much I have it down to a science. If you're the last one on the

Remember: Everyone should have known that Lindy was hungover, and been extra nice to her as a result.

So many all caps, so many ellipses, so many asides in parentheses. I'm glad I wasn't in the seat next to you on this flight, you sound like a very angry person that is just mad at everyone because... (BECAUSE) you feel they are judging you, when actually its maybe because... (BECAUSE) you just give off an an angry

Good job on being a passive agressive immature asshole for both of you. You deserved to sit next to eachother.