Can you blame Burbach for wanting to combine his team dinner with a chance to spend time with his daughters?

What an idiot. Club 205 is half the distance to Jantzen Beach and they go topless.

This is total bullshit. Those kids already have the brains of men in their 40s.

The Nuggets offseason in one gif.

"Everybody up on your feet!"

Never posted in DUAN before. Are we allowed to talk sports or is this more of a general chat thing?

"Was Rocky traditionally more sprightly, ma'am? Am I to understand his purpose was to dance, or somehow excite the crowd?"

Holy shit, the announcer makes it funnier by like two orders of magnitude.

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Ugh, I'm a terrible person because that GIF had me laughing so hard my sides hurt. In fact, I kind of can't stop watching it and giggling.

Rocky start to Erotic asphyxiation awareness night.

The Nuggets really hate the TSA.

This had all the makings of a great CSI episode.

I mean, Jezebel doesn't say it's feminist either. So.

Has someone made fun of Incognito for that god-awful tatoo on his left arm? Also, the fact that someone in his family tree, at some point, was dumb enough to name themselves "Incognito"?

Your example has nothing to do with your complaint. The liquor store broke the law by selling alcohol to minors. A bar is not breaking the law by selling alcohol to someone who then goes out and run someone over - the drinker has broken the law in that case, but the bar has to protect its assets by having insurance in…

So you missed that whole paragraph about the other costs associated w/ bar owenership? Piss off.

Maybe I'm sappy because I'm about to have a son, but holy shit I hope I do something like this costume with him. This is terrific.

That's his mouth guard.

Seeing as it was a joke that set him off, doctors have ruled out the possibility that he was reading the Deadspin comments.