Can we hold a vote to overthrow Albert's foodspin dictatorship and have you take over? Please?

I don't understand. If you like rough sex, say so. It's fine. I don't understand why people need to get so projective about their own kinks as to make them universal.

HA. Yuuuup. We get it, Miley, you enjoy getting high. Welcome to the world.

After seeing those earrings, it's hard to argue with that criminal accessory charge.

Well, being a woman my self and having lots of friends and acquaintances over the last 20 years of my adulthood, I have heard women say this.

Whaddaya know — the world is bigger than your personal experience. Solipsism, etc. etc.

Can we please put to bed the notion that San Francisco is some politically aware, socially-more-conscious-than-thou, perfectly diverse oasis that transcends typical urban problems?

There will be rioting at Neiman Marcus tonight!

And Colin Cowherd would be on this list if Colin Cowherd knew how to read and write.

EXACTLY. She's totally trying to pull a Julie & Julia. Except she doesn't realize that she's making her boyfriend look like a dickhole and herself like a pathetic idiot.

But then no one would pay attention to her and her super-special blog.

Dude, she started this 15 months ago and she's only on sandwich #176. Something about this sounds fishy. She's almost exactly on the "Three sandwiches a week, four weeks a month, 12 months year" pace - not the ramped up "Making sandwiches for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert" pace she says. I CALL BULLSHIT (on…

And this why I don't feel sorry for all the people who waited in line for a free bobblehead.

I still don't buy he "accidentally" gave up his parental rights. I think he had no problem giving them up and refusing to pay child support when he thought his ex was going to be a single parent to their child. When he found out their child was put up for adoption, THEN he wanted her back. He stated multiple times…

Please, oh please, oh please Sinagpore! Sentence JB to a public caning for public indecency! The irony, it will be so delicious!

Given her parental support system, I would say your concerns are justified.

Are you reading impaired? Let's start with Samer's own post:

Here you go, partner. Galileo Mondol has been charged with aggravated rape and the two unnamed minors will face similar charges. Here's the definition of aggravated rape under the General Laws of the Commonwealth. I'll add some emphasis to make it easier for your brain to process.