I used to do the gym thing, but my workout buddy and I would congratulate ourselves for a job well done by getting margaritas and tacos at the cantina next door when we were done.

Understood and thank you for the feedback. I did buy tickets to take my eighty-year-old dad on Christmas Day. He took me to see it with Colm Wilkinson *way* back when, and when I told him (dad) I was getting tickets he had two questions:

You are very kind, but eating a pizza-on-pizza will kill my thighs. I hate this time of year: too much food, too little exercise.

Oh my. I'm not a huge Russell Crowe fan, but it pains me to hear someone stick him in Cruise's league. Tom Cruise is positively unbearable. I wish they could re-do Eyes Wide Shut with an adult actor in his role.

But don't you think scaling it down a bit was necessary? The grandiosity of the West End/Broadway staging was always a bit of a distraction from the story.

That's interesting to hear and a refreshing perspective that doesn't over-emphasize Crowe's singing ability (or lack thereof) which seems to be the only angle most are content reviewing.

I'll be the first to admit, it was a stupid comment of mine. I was starving, I saw that damn picture and description, and I was like, "Motherfucker!" It's winter, one must be cautious about hibernation weight and my brain farted a comment reflecting that.

Well dear, sadly, the ninjas are no more and wistfully remembering their influence as a debate point against someone is... hmmmm... a bit trollish on your end? I mean, to use your standards.

Man, I feel like a douche for getting that wrong. I pride myself on Tony Award knowledge. A sad self-pride, to be sure.

Oh it was over in the pizza-on-pizza post on Gawker. He said, "Thanks for sharing. I was wondering what you had for lunch."

Just to nitpick (sorry): Hugh Jackman has two Tonys. (Edited: Am I hallucinating that he also won as Curly for Oklahoma!? If so, I stand corrected.)

Totally agree. Read like a quota-filling piece. When Drew is really invested in something, you can tell (see the Brandt Brothers). This was just a post jack-off.

I had the most random, bitchy reply from Pete Gaines today; so unnecessary, in fact, I just dismissed it. What was his deal? I've been a Deadspin reader for years and I seem to recall him leaving here in some sort of huff. Of all the comments to elicit his interest - given the oodles of shit courtesy Kinja - I…

While I agree with you about the general quality of comments, this article was crap. Am I supposed to stay silent so that Drew's feelings aren't hurt?

Drew masturbated while writing it.

Oh jesus. People who think Seinfeld was all Larry David are the types of hacks who probably only started watching because of the "The Contest."

Ooof.

Does it really matter though? Either way - who cares? She's Serena Fucking Williams.