Really, you just brush off Friday and Saturday because you don't like Sunday's result?

I know what you mean about Phil's smile, but honestly, that face isn't Phil's "happy" look; it is an expression I call "Ricky Bobby Mickelson." "The wheels are coming off, I'm tearing off my clothes and about to scream for someone to put out the invisible fire" face. He mastered it during Winged Foot, and ever…

I watched every minute of the Ryder Cup. Phil was playing extremely well on Friday and Saturday. The entire team laid an egg today; hardly Phil's fault they lost.

Meanwhile, a monumental collapse about to be completed at Medinah...

I vote hookers and blow.

I take it that you are not aware of the fact that liberal use of all caps and "fuck" don't actually constitute a substantive argument?

Done.

That's just cruel. *resumes stabbing Larry Lucchino voodoo doll*

Melky Mantle?

YES! Because something that has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with the NFL situation will show 'em!

Honest to god, not a donut person - but when I do eat one, it's a Dunkin'. No substitute will do.

That's rather standard. Most Woody Allen movies go into production as "Untitled Woody Allen Project."

The map for the earlier game was mixed like that. I nearly said something about the lack of keys for the purple/green games, until I checked the listings. Many Fox markets don't always get a second game (for instance, I had the Dallas game and now have soccer), so I can see why integrating the early/late game map…

Keith, did your buddy's mom look anything like this woman?

It's a sad comment on both these women that I am unable to ascertain which one had a boob job. Did the surgeon forget the boobs?

OH my. Beautiful.

Absolutely spot-on. He's become Peter King, sharing random shit unrelated to the primary topic at hand that really isn't as funny or interesting to the audience as the writer thinks it is. "I went to the Uptown Theater and my movie was delayed." Who gives a fuck?

Wow. I'm glad I wasn't around for your reaction to the presumption that Cathy Tyson and Cicely Tyson were related.

I can't tell if your comment is sarcasm. However, fucking up the name of one of the principals doesn't do much to sell me on the credibility of the burner commenter.

Supposedly he's in the replies here.