That episode was just on USA a week or so ago!

I realize that going after a celebrity criminally could backfire, but really, at this point would anyone in Hollywood - who matters - begrudge the hotel for pressing theft of services charges against Lohan? Christ, I know someone who was arrested for that for staying one additional night (which was not being covered…

"Cock Shot" reflects a step up in class for the site. "Dong Shots" are what make arrested adolescents giggle.

Coincidentally. those were the best closing words I heard at this year's Good Friday services.

I ditched a date in the fall of 2003 after he insisted I had no idea what I was talking about by asserting Brady was a better quarterback than Bledsoe - not only in 2001, but that very season, with Drew and his cement shoes sucking it up in Buffalo. Like a typical bandwagon jumper, he couldn't fathom a lifelong fan…

Wait, I would consider that a reasonable reaction to the wave.

I don't know where in Massachusetts you live, but when I was a kid here, I had tons of Patriot gear when was young (late seventies & eighties) - including a real helmet which you will pry from my cold dead hands. While they didn't give one the same jolt of enthusiasm as the other three teams, my dad and I still went…

What do you think of the recent dysfunction in the Red Sox clubhouse. Beer and chicken seem that rather benign indulgences to me, but maybe because I'm partial to both during games as well.

I salute you for wading through the countless Teen Wolf Too references and Fantasy Reality Television drafts to have known that.

+10,000

Holy shit. +1

Oooof. +1

How about not being a dick to anyone?

No Road Warrior? What a crock.

That's the least of Klosterman's problems these days.

+1

Barry Bonds also never flunked a test. Your point?

Oh, I'm sure, like the JoPa apologists, they'll make use of the burner technology to chime in quickly.

Kind of a different era. If Johnny Most were alive today, I've no doubt he'd be on Deadspin's regular rotation of homer-dom in broadcasting. (And he had plenty of critics in his lifetime. Not sure when or for how long you had the privilege of listening to him.)

I rarely ever hear that he's a "bad guy" to anyone but his teammates.