I used to religiously listen to his podcasts. Then one morning, I found myself listening to Simmons and, I think, Jack-O drafting their "fantasy reality teams" and debating the various merits of cast members from "The Real World" and "Road Rules."

Can you help me (and others) walk through the steps to set up the Siri contact info?

Holy shit, thank you for adding that one to my list :) I think "The Doodle" suffers from my aversion to season eight DVDs, so I really appreciate knowing that!

Too sanctimonious for my taste. I"ll take Election.

+1

Oh hells bells you're probably all off to more interesting endeavors tonight. Here are the answers (I'm excluding the two dozen+ voice-overs provided by Larry David).

Maybe being drunk is the secret to forcing down more than two sips? Crap, I'd rather drink a fifth of Popov that put that crap in my mouth again.

It might be late for this, but I enjoyed the Seinfeld thread last week and thought I’d throw out some trivia for anyone interested. (I’m the Seinfeld “Scene It” Champion.)

It truly was one of the most horrible things I've ever tasted as well. I don't even know how to describe the flavor. It was just... ewwww. Threw in some ice cubes to mitigate the pungency, to no success. I poured most of it down the sink, and I generally consider wasting alcohol to be a venial sin. However, there…

I made the mistake of trying to down a Rogue's Maple Bacon. Excuse me while I go gargle tar for an hour.

This is why I'm always casing the joint.

No disagreement there. Can you imagine trying to compile a list of Plaschke's Most Ass-chke Comments? It would go on for infinity.

Seconded. Sean's work is greatly appreciated.

Thanks Sean. There's a sweetheart over in the Usain Bolt post I hope you are able to attend to when you have a sec:

Plaschke was tweeting along these lines yesterday. I don't follow him - Whitlock kept re-tweeting the remarks. Sample Plaschke comment: "Isn't there some kind of dance done by multi-millionaires who live in exclusive South Florida neighborhoods? That's shud be Serena's dance"

D'oh! No, I'm not him either. I'm not a professional, just an enthusiast. The trick is to own all the DVD collections, watch every episode dozens of times with "Notes about Nothing" on, listen to every Inside Look and check out every commentary. Also, having no social life helps as well.

I am sadly not a former professional football player.

And you know why he only appeared once? Because Lawrence Tierney acted so psycho (he stole a knife from the set) that everyone was afraid to have him back, ha ha.

Dang, that sounds like fun. People refused to play "Seinfeld: Scene It" with me because I'd be in the winner's circle before they had a second turn :)