@SinisterSaracen: I think you can get one from BMW?

That designer has his head up his ass because those bikes will never be functional. Their frames, the way they're shown, have some seriously weak areas. It would need a square, triangular, or trapezoidal base frame in order to work at all. I would suggest making a frame in one of those boxy shapes, then writing the…

Will they EVER change this truck?

@Fodderthesane: Thank god for Jalopnik. Even Gizmodo and Kotaku get a little too left for me sometimes.

@Fodderthesane: I don't think it's possible for a site like Jalopnik to be "left." I don't believe Ray is "left" leaning at all either. Gawker, the mother company, is, however, VERY VERY far left.

@Ray Wert: Disclaimer: I hate Motortrend, and I don't care a lick about the Volt. I do love Jalopnik, despite Gawker's overall "leftness."

Holy fuck Ray. As far left as Gawker leans, I'm REALLY surprised at all the Volt-hatin. It really comes down to how you test it. People want real world tests. They want to know what, in their daily life, the Volt is going to be like. Now, I drive 160 miles a day, but I tend to think I'm the exception. For the…

I thought that was pretty awesome. Much better than the "Wildest Police Chases" with the dubbed engine noises, sirens,and tire squeal! And, if it were for a TV show, it shows that he knows that he's doing.

Holy shit! John Deere makes Russian trains?!

It's a MAVERICK. CP.

@Salacion: LOL *shame*

He's got a better hairdo. I vote he becomes the ONLY Justin Bieber.

I know this is crazy...But if your laptop is burning your "lap" maybe it's time to take it off. Crazy...I know.

Been doing this with my Droid on USAA for AWHILE. Welcome to the club sheeple.

It's not really a "Minivan." It's an MPV, which is really only popular in the UK. It's their equivalent of a "crossover." (the dumbest class of vehicle of ALL F'N TIME!)

nGage anyone?

@Rä¢inG73 - ain't nuthin' but a G73 thang: Once again, and article MUST be cohesive. This one isn't even CLOSE.

@MrHowser: If you're too stupid to realize this article isn't cohesive, that's not my problem.

What versions does it come in? LE? SEL? I'm hoping for a MEH edition.

Anyone else feel like this is going to be tied into the biblical "Ark of the Covenant?" Just a feeling.