Toyota LMP 1 Hybrid leaving the pit. Sounds like a weapon being prepped and nothing like a car starting out:

When I was at school in Florida my neighbor had one. He showed me all the tricks and everything, and asked if I thought I could start it. I couldn't.

the driver of that 360 is every drivers worst nightmare. I screamed at that guy not two months ago (in front of lots of people, no less) for flagrantly crossing double yellow lines around blind corners with his kid in the car on the exact corner where he crashed the Ferrari. Anyone who knows that road knows that…

"I am your air controller, but you can call me Larry."

Not completely unharmed, he did get scratched.

Little did Audi know, airplane black boxes are made out of loicduvalian.

Hey, look! A concrete wall! Just as hard, if not harder, than the wall that killed Allan Simonsen!

Today I learned the Feds mandate that passenger seats need to be adjustable. The hell is this crap?

i challenge everyone to find a picture that sums up Gumball better than this

I almost find it funny (odd) that Todd Kalas thought of Don Zimmer as a grandpa figure, not only because Todd's father Harry was only 6 or 7 years younger than Zim, but because a great deal of people here in the Delaware Valley considered Harry Kalas to be a grandfatherly figure, and we definitely took it hard when he…

This car is the king of lies.

My dad said he saw Jim Rice do that once on a check swing. Kind of thought he was bullshitting me until now.

That's a lot of harassment over DDR

No one has asked yet, so I'll be that guy.

For the price, you could probably buy 1.8 million V6 Mustangs, though.

What is the 0-60 on that 120,000lb of thrust?

Reads first 5 words "I Crashed a Vintage BMW" Oh No!

I'm aware, he would be held to the same standards as any employee. I am just saying, how would you feel about having to reprimand or fire someone who, despite being lower than you in the organisation, is very much "your boss"? The point was humor. =)

Worst job ever: Prince William's immediate supervisor. Imagine if you had to fire him? Imagine if your boss told you that you had to fire him?